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| <html><center></html>**Bathhouse Pianist** \\ {{characters:bathhouse_pianist.png?300x|Bathhouse Pianist}}<html></center></html> ||
^ <html><small></html>**Credit Group, **<html></small></html> \\ Portrayed By  | <html><small></html>**Dance/Music/Stunts**<html></small></html> \\ [[Billy Stritch]] |
^ First Appearance | [[S5E5 The Pirate Queen|The Pirate Queen]] |
^ Last Appearance  | [[S5E5 The Pirate Queen|The Pirate Queen]] |
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====== Bathhouse Pianist ======

Piano player at a gay bathhouse in New York.

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===== Biography =====

S5E5 - The bawdy chanteuse and her accompanying pianist perform “What Can You Get a Nudist for Her Birthday?” and “Hernando's Hideaway” at a gay bathhouse where Susie tracks down David Weston.




===== Quotes & Dialogue =====

> BAWDY CHANTEUSE: Can I ask you a question? \\ BATHHOUSE PIANIST: Yes. \\ BAWDY CHANTEUSE: A question. \\ BATHHOUSE PIANIST: Yes. \\ BAWDY CHANTEUSE: A question. \\ BATHHOUSE PIANIST: Yes. \\ BAWDY CHANTEUSE: It's something I can't figure out. I hope you won't say no. \\ BATHHOUSE PIANIST: No. \\ BAWDY CHANTEUSE: It's all about my sister. \\ BATHHOUSE PIANIST: What? \\ BAWDY CHANTEUSE: My sister. \\ BATHHOUSE PIANIST: Who? \\ BAWDY CHANTEUSE: My sister. \\ BATHHOUSE PIANIST: Oh. \\ BAWDY CHANTEUSE: She's joined a nudist colony. So, what I want to know… \\ BATHHOUSE PIANIST: Yes? \\ BAWDY CHANTEUSE: ♪ What can you get a nudist for her birthday? What kind of birthday present can you buy? Tell me on the level... Can I send her a muff? ♪ \\ BATHHOUSE PIANIST: Oy. \\ BAWDY CHANTEUSE: ♪ I know it's true, they wear a smile, but that can't be enough. What can you get a nudist for a present? The things I used to give her would be wrong. I'd send a check but dash it, how could she go out and cash it? What can you get a nudist when her birthday comes along? ♪ \\ – S5E5



===== Appearances =====

==== Season 5 ====

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===== See Also =====

  * [[List of Characters]]

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