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| <html><center></html>**Bernie Zucker** \\ {{characters:bernie_zucker.png?300x|Bernie Zucker}}<html></center></html> ||
^ <html><small></html>**Credit Group, **<html></small></html> \\ Portrayed By  | <html><small></html>**Guest Starring**<html></small></html> \\ [[Peter Grosz]] |
^ First Appearance | [[S3E4 Hands|Hands!]] |
^ Last Appearance  | [[S3E6 Kind of Bleau|Kind of Bleau]] |
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====== Bernie Zucker ======

Broadway producer. Works with Howie Stapleman.

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===== Biography =====

S3E4 - Susie meets with Howie Stapleman and Bernie Zucker at the Stage Deli to try and get Sophie Lennon's Strindberg adaptation made.


S3E5 - Bernie very eagerly sits in on a rehearsal of Miss Julie.


S3E6 - Bernie is stunned along with the rest of the cast and crew when the investor showcase actually goes very well.


S3E6 - Bernie comes up to Susie, freaking out because he lost the theater. Susie promises to take care of it.




===== Quotes & Dialogue =====

> SUSIE: You had your laughs. Now let's say we get down to brass fuckin' tacks. I can make you a lot of money. You like money? I like money. Tell me you don't like money. \\ BERNIE: We like money. \\ HOWIE: Yeah, we like money. \\ SUSIE: Yeah, I've seen your résumés. You're not exactly flawless. One of you did some musical about the Donner Party? \\ BERNIE: That crack the Times made: “The actors chewed the scenery and then each other.” I'm still sore. \\ – S3E4

> BERNIE: We lost the theater. \\ SUSIE: How do you lose a thousand-seat theater? \\ BERNIE: They got a better offer. They gave it away. \\ SUSIE: They can't give it away. You booked it. You gave them a check. \\ BERNIE: Yeah, well, they gave it back. \\ SUSIE: They gave it back, and you took it? \\ BERNIE: What was I gonna do? Duck? \\ SUSIE: Fucking yes! \\ BERNIE: They handed me the check, I took the check. This is what civilized people do. \\ SUSIE: This isn't civilized people. This is Broadway. \\ – S3E6



===== Appearances =====

==== Season 3 ====

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  <li value="4"></html>[[S3E4 Hands|Hands!]]<html></li>
  <li value="5"></html>[[S3E5 Its Comedy or Cabbage|It's Comedy or Cabbage]]<html></li>
  <li value="6"></html>[[S3E6 Kind of Bleau|Kind of Bleau]]<html></li>
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===== See Also =====

  * [[List of Characters]]

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