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| <html><center></html>**Howard Fawn** \\ {{characters:howard_fawn.png?300x|Howard Fawn}}<html></center></html> ||
^ <html><small></html>**Credit Group, **<html></small></html> \\ Portrayed By  | <html><small></html>**Guest Starring**<html></small></html> \\ [[Aaron Serotsky]] |
^ First Appearance | [[S1E4 The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets|The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets]] |
^ Last Appearance  | [[S1E4 The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets|The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets]] |
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====== Howard Fawn ======

Standup comic.

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===== Biography =====

S1E3 - Susie takes Midge to see him at “Upstairs at the Downstairs” to give her an example of a solid mainstream set. Midge gets into a fight with him when he sees her taking notes during his set.




===== Quotes & Dialogue =====

> HOWARD: What are you doing? Are you stealing my act? \\ MIDGE: What? Oh, no. \\ HOWARD: I am so sick of this. Who sent you? \\ MIDGE: No one. \\ HOWARD: Someone out of L.A.? Hired some local girl who knows shorthand? \\ MIDGE: Hey, I'm not a shorthand girl. \\ HOWARD: It wasn't Buddy Hackett, was it? Oh, I didn't think he'd dare, not after I flattened him the last time. \\ MIDGE: No, Buddy Hackett did not... \\ HOWARD: Dana? Greene? If it was Greene, I swear... \\ MIDGE: Why do you assume someone sent me? \\ HOWARD: What? \\ MIDGE: Why couldn't I be stealing your act for myself? \\ HOWARD: Are you kidding me? You can't do my act. \\ MIDGE: What, you think it's so hard? I mean, frankly, other than that stool lean, it's a fairly pedestrian set. \\ HOWARD: "Fairly pedestrian." Hackett did send you, didn't he? That motherfucker. \\ SUSIE: What is happening here? \\ MIDGE: I am perfectly capable of stealing your act for myself. \\ SUSIE: Whoa! Nobody's stealing acts here. \\ MIDGE: And after I stole it, I could do it better. And in heels! \\ HOWARD: Yeah, yeah? \\ SUSIE: Okay, we're leaving. \\ HOWARD: You-you tell Hackett, he shows his face around here again, I'll break his other leg! \\ – S1E4



===== Appearances =====

==== Season 1 ====

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===== See Also =====

  * [[List of Characters]]

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