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| <html><center></html>**Lance** \\ {{characters:lance_s5.png?300x|Lance}}<html></center></html> ||
^ <html><small></html>**Credit Group, **<html></small></html> \\ Portrayed By  | <html><small></html>**Co-Starring**<html></small></html> \\ [[Alexander Blaise]] |
^ First Appearance | [[S5E2 Its a Man Man Man Man World|It's a Man, Man, Man, Man World]] |
^ Last Appearance  | [[S5E2 Its a Man Man Man Man World|It's a Man, Man, Man, Man World]] |
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====== Lance ======

Waiter at a French restaurant in New York

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===== Biography =====

S5E2 - Abe dines with Penelope at a French restaurant, and the two have clearly been hitting it off. As the waiter (Lance) brings a free île flottante, Penelope asks for the check and explains that she regretfully must leave, but that the next time they meet, she'll be sure to schedule extra time to linger. She then places her hand on his leg in a sexual manner, which unnerves him and causes him to go on awkwardly about his wallet. As he does, the waiter (Lance) returns and inquires about the quality of the dessert, and he snaps at him, thinking that he's inquiring about the quality of the sexual gesture.




===== Quotes & Dialogue =====

> LANCE: Our île flottante, and it's on the house. \\ PENELOPE: Darling boy, thank you. L'addition, s'il vous plait? \\ LANCE: Right away. \\ – S5E2

> LANCE: How are you liking it? \\ ABE: Liking what? \\ LANCE: The, uh, dessert? \\ ABE: Ah, it's… it's… ve-ve-very-very good, very fine. Here. Here. \\ LANCE: Ah. Merci. \\ – S5E2



===== Appearances =====

==== Season 5 ====

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===== See Also =====

  * [[List of Characters]]

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