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| <html><center></html>**Officer Peluso** \\ {{characters:officer_peluso.png?300x|Officer Peluso}}<html></center></html> ||
^ <html><small></html>**Credit Group, **<html></small></html> \\ Portrayed By  | <html><small></html>**Co-Starring**<html></small></html> \\ [[Mike Massimino]] |
^ First Appearance | [[S1E1 Pilot|Pilot]] |
^ Last Appearance  | [[S5E5 The Pirate Queen|The Pirate Queen]] |
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====== Officer Peluso ======

A police officer particularly concerned with enforcing obscenity laws.

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===== Biography =====

S1E1 - Peluso arrests Midge in the middle of her first set ever.


S1E1 - Peluso releases Lenny when his bail is paid by Midge.


S1E2 - Peluso arrests Midge at the end of her second set ever.


S3E1 - Peluso arrests Lenny and Abe.


S5E5 - Peluso greets Midge and Gordon Ford cordially while picking up food from Lill at the City Spoon Diner.




===== Quotes & Dialogue =====

> MIDGE: I don’t understand what’s going on. \\ PELUSO: You're under arrest. \\ MIDGE: What? Why? \\ PELUSO: Public indecency and performing without a cabaret license. \\ MIDGE: You need a license to do that? Seriously? \\ PELUSO: Yeah, yeah, you can bitch all about it to your friend in the back seat, go ahead. \\ – S1E1

> LENNY: You guys ever gonna take a broom to this place? We’ve already got penicillin, you don’t need to grow it. \\ PELUSO: Just take your things and leave, Bruce. \\ – S1E1

> PELUSO: All right, all right. I told you about the language. You know the drill. \\ MIDGE: Officer Peluso... Ladies and gentlemen, Officer Peluso! He arrested me just the other night. \\ PELUSO: Come down from there right now or I'm coming up there. \\ MIDGE: Officer, sorry, I work alone. Now, and apparently for the rest of my life. \\ PELUSO I'm gonna count to five. One... Two… \\ MIDGE: That's the end of my show, folks. Tune in next week, when my grandmother steals my pearls and fսcks my boyfriend. Five! Let's go, Peluso. \\ – S1E2

> PELUSO: That's it, Bruce. \\ – S3E1

> PELUSO: I'm telling you for the last time, sir, sit down. \\ ABE: I won't sit down. I don't have to sit down. I have the right to stand, don't I? Wh-What, i-is standing and talking illegal now? Or just standing? \\ PELUSO: Okay, you want to come, too? \\ – S3E1

> PELUSO: Lill, a chocolate donut and a coffee will save my life. \\ LILL: Coming up. \\ MIDGE: Hey, Officer Peluso. \\ PELUSO: Hey, Midge Maisel. I'll be damned. \\ MIDGE: Nice to see you. Gordon, this is Officer Peluso. He's arrested me a couple times. \\ GORDON: Really? \\ MIDGE: Mm. \\ GORDON: Well, it's nice to meet you. \\ PELUSO: Hey, you're the TV guy. \\ GORDON: That's me. \\ PELUSO: I almost didn't recognize you without your suit. So, how are you doing? \\ MIDGE: I'm a pirate. \\ PELUSO: Terrific. Ah, thanks, honey. \\ LILL: (chuckles) \\ PELUSO: Nice meeting you out of uniform. And you, be good. \\ MIDGE: You know I won't. \\ PELUSO: (chuckles) \\ – S5E5



===== Appearances =====

==== Season 1 ====

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  <li value="1"></html>[[S1E1 Pilot|Pilot]]<html></li>
  <li value="2"></html>[[S1E2 Ya Shivu v Bolshom Dome Na Kholme|Ya Shivu v Bolshom Dome Na Kholme]]<html></li>
</ol></html>

==== Season 3 ====

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  <li value="1"></html>[[S3E1 Strike Up the Band|Strike Up the Band]]<html></li>
</ol></html>

==== Season 5 ====

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  <li value="5"></html>[[S5E5 The Pirate Queen|The Pirate Queen]]<html></li>
</ol></html>



===== Trivia =====

  * Mike Massimino also appears in the Palladinos’ subsequent series, Étoile.

===== See Also =====

  * [[List of Characters]]

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