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| <html><center></html>**Randall** \\ {{characters:randall.png?300x|Randall}}<html></center></html> ||
^ <html><small></html>**Credit Group, **<html></small></html> \\ Portrayed By  | <html><small></html>**Guest Starring**<html></small></html> \\ [[Nate Corddry]] |
^ First Appearance | [[S1E6 Mrs X at the Gaslight|Mrs. X at the Gaslight]] |
^ Last Appearance  | [[S1E6 Mrs X at the Gaslight|Mrs. X at the Gaslight]] |
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====== Randall ======

Friend and brief comedic partner of Midge.

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===== Biography =====

S1E6 - Attends a party at Vivian’s place, where he listens to Midge’s Manniford McClane story. He then does a spontaneous improv bit, which Midge joins in on, and introduces himself to her.


S1E6 - Attends Vivian’s parents’ 25th anniversary party, and does another bit with Midge as Susie looks on disapprovingly.


S1E6 - Randall comes to Midge at the makeup counter and tells her to meet him at the Stage Deli for a business proposition.


S1E6 - At the Stage Deli, Randall and his agent, Lew Fogelman, pitch Midge on a team-up duo.




===== Quotes & Dialogue =====

> RANDALL: So, I'm not really Ay-Rolf Hitlerburg. \\ MIDGE: Well, you had me fooled. \\ RANDALL: I'm Randall, Vivian's fifth favorite cousin. \\ MIDGE: Midge, Vivian's 34th best friend. \\ VIVIAN: My what? \\ MIDGE: Nothing. \\ VIVIAN: Couple of comedians. \\ MIDGE: Are you? \\ RANDALL: Am I what? \\ MIDGE: A comedian? \\ RANDALL: Oh, bad sign if you can't tell. \\ MIDGE: No, you're hysterical. \\ RANDALL: I'll take your pity. Yes, I've been at it a while. Almost made my living from it. Got an agent, got a manager, toured, did a little TV. In fact, I got to go. I got a set downtown in a half hour. \\ MIDGE: Oh. \\ RANDALL: Crappy time slot, but, oh, well. \\ MIDGE: You ever try a brisket? \\ RANDALL: A brisket? \\ MIDGE: Personal joke. \\ RANDALL: See you again. And don't be funny without me. \\ – S1E6

> RANDALL: And what color would you recommend for my unique complexion, Miss? \\ MIDGE: Pasty? I'd recommend Spackle. And a putty knife. \\ RANDALL: I'll pass. \\ MIDGE: So what are you doing here? \\ RANDALL: I have a proposition. \\ MIDGE: Oh, blessed day. The ring department's on the third floor. Remember the four "C"s. \\ RANDALL: A business proposition. But not here. You have time later today? \\ MIDGE: I'm off in an hour. \\ RANDALL: Can you meet me at the Stage Deli? \\ MIDGE: Sure. \\ RANDALL: Great. Point me to the shoplifting department? \\ MIDGE: Second floor, south side. \\ RANDALL: Oh. Excellent service. \\ – S1E6

> RANDALL: Sometimes a charming, funny guy with a cute, dizzy broad on his arm is a good sell. \\ MIDGE: And I'm the dizzy broad? \\ RANDALL: Fine. I'll be the dizzy broad and you be the charming, funny guy. \\ MIDGE: Perfect. \\ – S1E6



===== Appearances =====

==== Season 1 ====

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===== See Also =====

  * [[List of Characters]]

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