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| <html><center></html>**Sergeant Broome** \\ {{characters:sergeant_broome.png?300x|Sergeant Broome}}<html></center></html> ||
^ <html><small></html>**Credit Group, **<html></small></html> \\ Portrayed By  | <html><small></html>**Co-Starring**<html></small></html> \\ [[Dan Bittner]] |
^ First Appearance | [[S3E1 Strike Up the Band|Strike Up the Band]] |
^ Last Appearance  | [[S3E1 Strike Up the Band|Strike Up the Band]] |
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====== Sergeant Broome ======

Military recruiter present at the USO Show.

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===== Biography =====

S3E1 - As Midge opens for Shy, Broome tries to recruit Susie into the military, mistaking her for a man.




===== Quotes & Dialogue =====

> BROOME: Funny little lady. \\ SUSIE: She is. \\ BROOME: You know, a lot of top-notch entertainers come through here. \\ SUSIE: Uh-huh. \\ BROOME: Bob Hope played here. Right on that stage. Milton Berle, been here twice. You know how much you'd have to pay to see Bob Hope at the Copacabana? \\ SUSIE: A lot. \\ BROOME: (scoffs) And then some. Yeah, the army life is a good life. Job security, three squares a day, excitement, travel. You like to travel? \\ SUSIE: Uh, sure. \\ BROOME: It's a great organization. Waking up every day, proud to be an American. Proud to serve your country, you know? \\ SUSIE: Do I? \\ BROOME: Well, have you ever thought about joining up? \\ SUSIE: Me? Oh, uh, no. \\ BROOME: Strong young man like yourself. \\ SUSIE: I'm not that young. \\ BROOME: Can you play the bugle? \\ SUSIE: I do not play the bugle. \\ BROOME: Oh. We need a bugler. I just thought I'd ask. \\ SUSIE: Ah, sorry. \\ BROOME: You got the cheeks for it. \\ SUSIE: Okay. \\ BROOME: Well, doesn't matter. There's a place for everyone in the Army. Plus, you get benefits up the ass. \\ SUSIE: Well, I don't need anything up my ass at the moment, but thank you. \\ BROOME: Think about it. \\ SUSIE: I will. It'll never leave my mind again. Trust me. \\ – S3E1



===== Appearances =====

==== Season 3 ====

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===== See Also =====

  * [[List of Characters]]

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