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| Credit Group, Portrayed By | Guest Starring Zach Appelman |
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| First Appearance | Put That On Your Plate! |
| Last Appearance | Put That On Your Plate! |
David Blumenthal
Divorce lawyer from Westchester who teaches part-time at Columbia.
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Biography
S1E7 - Abe brings David over for dinner to try and get him to consult on Midge and Joel’s divorce. It backfires when Rose and Abe first assume that he is bringing Mordecai Glickman over, then assume that he is trying to hook Midge up with David.
Quotes & Dialogue
ABE: Rose, this is David Blumenthal. David, this is my wife, Rose.
DAVID: Nice to meet you, Mrs. Weissman.
ROSE: Likewise.
ABE: And this is my daughter, Miriam.
DAVID: Very nice to meet you, Miriam.
MIDGE: Nice to meet you, too, Mr. Blumenthal.
DAVID: Please, call me David.
– S1E7
ABE: Well, David, would you like a drink? We have… peppermint schnapps. Rose, why is there just peppermint schnapps?
ROSE: It's what Professor Glickman drinks.
ABE: I have scotch somewhere.
DAVID: I'm fine, thank you. I don't need a drink.
ROSE: I hope you like applesauce and peach slices, Mr. Blumenthal.
DAVID: I like whatever you're serving.
ROSE: Good, because that's what we're serving: applesauce and peach slices and mashed potatoes and consommé and hard-boiled eggs and pureed cauliflower and pudding for dessert. Your teeth will wonder what they're there for.
– S1E7
ABE: Thursday is soft foods night here at the Weissman home, David. I hope you don't mind.
DAVID: I'm anything but picky, Abe.
ABE: Please, everybody, sit. So, David here is a divorce lawyer. David, can I dish you up some peach slices?
ROSE: You said he was a colleague.
DAVID: I do teach law part-time.
ROSE: Shut up, David.
ABE: She needs an attorney.
ROSE: She does not need an attorney.
DAVID: Maybe I should go.
MIDGE: Papa, this was not the time or the place.
ROSE: Mr. Blumenthal, I'm afraid my husband brought you here under false pretenses.
ABE: An informative colloquy can't hurt.
DAVID: I can just leave my card with you.
ROSE: She doesn't need your card.
MIDGE: Papa, can we… colloquy in your study, please?
ABE: The food will get cold.
MIDGE: It's already cold. David, excuse us.
DAVID: I understand.
ROSE: No, there's nothing for you to understand, Mr. Blumenthal.
– S1E7