Gus

Office worker at Anson Farms dairy.

S4E2 - Midge calls Gus when she finds she has no milk, but Gus refuses to give her a tab because Joel was the one who had credit history with them, not her. Embittered, Midge definitively burns the bridge between them.

GUS: Anson Farms. Gus speaking.
MIDGE: Hi, Gus. This is Miriam Maisel at 385 Riverside. Something happened with our milk delivery this morning.
GUS: Yes. Maisel, 385 Riverside. I was gonna call you about your account.
MIDGE: What about it?
GUS: Says here you have no credit history with us.
MIDGE: But that's not right. We had an account with you for five years.
GUS: But it's your husband who had the account. Uh, Joel Maisel. That's who we had the account with.
MIDGE: Right. And I'm Mrs. Joel Maisel. His wife at the time.
GUS: Well, he paid the tab, so it was his credit.
MIDGE: It was our credit.
GUS: And you're basically starting from scratch, so we need some cash up front. Sorry.
MIDGE: I can't pour “sorry” on cereal. Gus, just deliver me some goddam milk.
ROSE: Miriam.
GUS: Ma'am, it's company policy. There's nothing I can do about it.
MIDGE: Well, that's very nice. Gus. Do you want to know something, Gus? Your milk is really not that delicious.
GUS: I'm sorry to hear that.
MIDGE: Kind of tastes like cow piss.
ROSE: Miriam.
MIDGE: And your butter has a chemical stink.
GUS: Ma'am.
MIDGE: You just have some inferior cows, Gus.
GUS: Ma'am, I…
MIDGE: Just one ex-customer's opinion, Gus.
GUS: Ma'am, there's no…
– S4E2

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