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| Credit Group, Portrayed By | Guest Starring Domenick Lombardozzi |
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| Also Known As | Mr. B |
| First Appearance | Rumble on the Wonder Wheel |
| Last Appearance | Rumble on the Wonder Wheel |
Mr. Bartosiewicz
Case agent at Susie and Tessie’s bank.
Table of Contents
Biography
S4E1 - Bartosiewicz interrogates Susie and Tessie about their obviously bogus story surrounding the arson of their family home. Susie tells Tessie to sleep with him to keep him quiet.
S4E2 - Tessie calls Susie and lets her know that she slept with Bartosiewicz and everything is taken care of now.
Quotes & Dialogue
BARTOSIEWICZ: I didn't mean to scare you.
SUSIE: Oh, we're not scared. We love secret rooms with no handles on the door.
BARTOSIEWICZ: I'm Mr. Bartosiewicz, but you can just call me Mr. B.
SUSIE: I'm Susie. This is Tess.
BARTOSIEWICZ: I know who you are.
– S4E1
BARTOSIEWICZ: Any idea how it started?
TESSIE: The drinking? Oh, that's a family thing.
SUSIE: He's talking about the fire, Tess.
BARTOSIEWICZ: Any theories? Wild thoughts?
SUSIE: Yeah, maybe Mom fell asleep with a cigarette in her hand.
TESSIE: Yep, that does happen a lot.
BARTOSIEWICZ: Of course, your mom is dead, so…
SUSIE: Right. I forgot. She is dead. Tess.
TESSIE: Bad wiring!
SUSIE: That's good. Bad wiring.
BARTOSIEWICZ: Bad wiring. Interesting.
SUSIE: So, is there, like, an investigation going on or…?
BARTOSIEWICZ: Just working the case.
– S4E1
BARTOSIEWICZ: Okay. Well, unfortunately, there's still some loose ends we need to tie before we get that check out to you, but we will be in touch.
SUSIE: So no check today.
BARTOSIEWICZ: Not today. But… Denise did bring in some of her coffee cake. I bet I could scrounge up a piece.
– S4E1
TESSIE: Look, I did what you said. I slept with Mr. B, and he was like, “Okay, the check's yours. You'll have it Friday. Let's do it again.”
SUSIE: Okay, for the record, I did not tell you to sleep with him.
TESSIE: I thought you did.
SUSIE: I said “flirt.” I didn't say “sleep.”
TESSIE: Anyway, now we're seeing each other, so he was like, “You want a job?” And I said, “Yeah, as long as I don't have to work that hard.” And he said, “No problem.” I just need to do stuff to him in the bathroom during lunch sometimes, but I'm good with that.
– S4E1