Piano player at a gay bathhouse in New York.

S5E5 - The bawdy chanteuse and her accompanying pianist perform “What Can You Get a Nudist for Her Birthday?” and “Hernando's Hideaway” at a gay bathhouse where Susie tracks down David Weston.

BAWDY CHANTEUSE: Can I ask you a question?
BATHHOUSE PIANIST: Yes.
BAWDY CHANTEUSE: A question.
BATHHOUSE PIANIST: Yes.
BAWDY CHANTEUSE: A question.
BATHHOUSE PIANIST: Yes.
BAWDY CHANTEUSE: It's something I can't figure out. I hope you won't say no.
BATHHOUSE PIANIST: No.
BAWDY CHANTEUSE: It's all about my sister.
BATHHOUSE PIANIST: What?
BAWDY CHANTEUSE: My sister.
BATHHOUSE PIANIST: Who?
BAWDY CHANTEUSE: My sister.
BATHHOUSE PIANIST: Oh.
BAWDY CHANTEUSE: She's joined a nudist colony. So, what I want to know…
BATHHOUSE PIANIST: Yes?
BAWDY CHANTEUSE: ♪ What can you get a nudist for her birthday? What kind of birthday present can you buy? Tell me on the level… Can I send her a muff? ♪
BATHHOUSE PIANIST: Oy.
BAWDY CHANTEUSE: ♪ I know it's true, they wear a smile, but that can't be enough. What can you get a nudist for a present? The things I used to give her would be wrong. I'd send a check but dash it, how could she go out and cash it? What can you get a nudist when her birthday comes along? ♪
– S5E5

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