Wolford proprietor

S4E3 - Midge has a rocky start at the Wolford. She confronts Boise about the poor communication and the lack of backstage safety, but he directs her to Clifford. Midge brings Clifford a cup of coffee and gently suggests the changes she mentioned earlier, but he is lethargic and half-asleep.

MIDGE: Clifford - cup of coffee for you. I know you like one right around now.
CLIFFORD: Oh. Smells fresh.
MIDGE: It's supposed to.
CLIFFORD: (grumbles)
MIDGE: So, I would love to suggest some small improvements that I think would make the club all that it can be.
CLIFFORD: Yeah, uh…
MIDGE: A better system for announcing the acts would be great. Plus, there are a lot of avoidable injuries. Maybe we should have a safety meeting.
CLIFFORD: Uh…
MIDGE: In the Catskills, I was frequently voted safety monitor for various activities - water sports, backpacking. We were hiking once, and the rabbi thought for sure he got bit by a snake. I sucked on that man 'til he almost passed out. On his ankle, that is. Turned out to just be a couple of mosquito bites, but people sure got a laugh out of it.
CLIFFORD: Mm-hmm.
MIDGE: Anyway, have a, have a… think on that, and…
CLIFFORD: (snoring softly)
MIDGE: That's a safety risk, too.
– S4E3

3. Everything is Bellmore

• According to the S4E3 script, Clifford is approximately 70 years old.

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