One of Midge’s dorm friends from Bryn Mawr College.

S5E8 - Arriving at the Bryn Mawr reunion, Midge cheerily meets up with Petra, Daniella, Tammy and Kiki on the main steps. The group then sets off for the auction and luncheon. As they go, Midge demans to see a photo of Kiki's new child.

S5E8 - At the luncheon, Midge, Petra, Daniella, Tammy and Kiki chat about the inadequacy of the food, their winnings at the auction (Tammy got lawn darts for her boys, Daniella got a stuffed owl she decides to name Charlie, and Midge got a brand new top-of-the-line Hoover Lark vacuum cleaner), and the social lives of their fellow former students at the other tables. Kiki spots Mr. Dee, their former Sociology teacher greeting Connie, and then going over and kissing former student Sandra, much to Midge's surpsie. The others explain that the two of them hooked up right after graduation and are married now, leading Midge to express skepticism that they weren't already dating when they were teacher/student. When the two notice Midge and the gang looking at them, they say hi from across the pavilion. Discussion then turns to Midge's life, including her breakup with Joel, the fate of Palmer Witherspoon after she dumped him, and her recent comedy escapades. When they reach the subject of her prospective appearance on Jack Paar, she deflects and the other four shift their focus to Corky Fleming at the other table.

S5E8 - After the luncheon, Midge, Petra, Daniella, Tammy and Kiki set off for their old dorm rooms. Tanny is nervous because they don't have passes, but they drive forward anyways.

S5E8 - Midge, Petra and Kiki arrive in their old dorm, and find Sherry and Barb sitting in Midge and Petra's old room, listening to rock and roll. They give the two youngsters some life advice, and Midge puts her new vacuum to use on their floor. Eventually, Daniella and Tammy appear and leave with Midge, Petra and Kiki.

S5E8 - Midge, Petra, Daniella, Tammy and Kiki break into the old shed and find the messages that they hid for their future selves. Midge's simply reads “DON'T,” to the confusion of all present.

S5E8 - Midge, Petra, Daniella, Tammy and Kiki end the reunion with a game of lawn darts out front of the main building, then bid adieu to each other and head back to their lives.

PETRA: The flask.
DANIELLA: My daddy's, remember? From his days in the cavalry.
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DANIELLA: Why would anyone want to whip salmon?
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DANIELLA: I'm very happy with my owl. I'm naming him Charlie.
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DANIELLA: And now you're a single working girl.
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DANIELLA: I was definitely green. Gimme, gimme.
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DANIELLA: All right, gang, here's mine.
PETRA: Read, read.
DANIELLA: “Love as if your life depends on it.” Really?
KIKI: You went through that whole Kahlil Gibran phase.
DANIELLA: I gave that book away with my jump ropes.
MIDGE: And do you?
DANIELLA: Do I what?
MIDGE: Love as if your life depends on it?
DANIELLA: I'll say yes. Not always, I should try harder, but yes.
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DANIELLA: I know what it was, Midge. You were going to wear that purple dress to the senior formal but you knew deep down not to. “Don't.” And you didn't.
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DANIELLA: Oh, wait, there's more on mine. “Swing by the Piggly Wiggly after graduation.” Goddamn it, I could have been Mrs. Dee.
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8. The Princess and the Plea

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