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Howard Fawn
Howard Fawn
Credit Group,
Portrayed By
Guest Starring
Aaron Serotsky
First Appearance The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets
Last Appearance The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets

Howard Fawn

Standup comic.


Biography

S1E3 - Susie takes Midge to see him at “Upstairs at the Downstairs” to give her an example of a solid mainstream set. Midge gets into a fight with him when he sees her taking notes during his set.

Quotes & Dialogue

HOWARD: What are you doing? Are you stealing my act?
MIDGE: What? Oh, no.
HOWARD: I am so sick of this. Who sent you?
MIDGE: No one.
HOWARD: Someone out of L.A.? Hired some local girl who knows shorthand?
MIDGE: Hey, I'm not a shorthand girl.
HOWARD: It wasn't Buddy Hackett, was it? Oh, I didn't think he'd dare, not after I flattened him the last time.
MIDGE: No, Buddy Hackett did not…
HOWARD: Dana? Greene? If it was Greene, I swear…
MIDGE: Why do you assume someone sent me?
HOWARD: What?
MIDGE: Why couldn't I be stealing your act for myself?
HOWARD: Are you kidding me? You can't do my act.
MIDGE: What, you think it's so hard? I mean, frankly, other than that stool lean, it's a fairly pedestrian set.
HOWARD: “Fairly pedestrian.” Hackett did send you, didn't he? That motherfucker.
SUSIE: What is happening here?
MIDGE: I am perfectly capable of stealing your act for myself.
SUSIE: Whoa! Nobody's stealing acts here.
MIDGE: And after I stole it, I could do it better. And in heels!
HOWARD: Yeah, yeah?
SUSIE: Okay, we're leaving.
HOWARD: You-you tell Hackett, he shows his face around here again, I'll break his other leg!
– S1E4

Appearances

Season 1

See Also

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