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| Credit Group, Portrayed By | Co-Starring Susan Blackwell |
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| First Appearance | Billy Jones and the Orgy Lamps |
| Last Appearance | Billy Jones and the Orgy Lamps |
Stern-Looking Woman
Orderly in the asylum where Sophie Lennon is staying.
Table of Contents
Biography
S4E2 - The woman escorts Susie to visit Sophie and reads the asylum rules to her.
Quotes & Dialogue
STERN-LOOKING WOMAN: She's in a severely fragile state, so speak softly and no sudden movements.
SUSIE: Right.
STERN-LOOKING WOMAN: Common rules. No passing of contraband, meaning drugs of any kind, weapons, or anything that can be weaponized.
SUSIE: Okay.
STERN-LOOKING WOMAN: That includes pens, pencils, tools large or small, shoelaces, twine, nail files, bottle openers, et cetera.
SUSIE: Got it.
STERN-LOOKING WOMAN: Address only the patient you are here to see. Do not open windows. Do not close doors. Are you following?
SUSIE: Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm following.
STERN-LOOKING WOMAN: Over the weeks, we've curated a list of specific things that set her off and are not to be mentioned. Most seem to be the names of past paramours. They include the following: “Vincent Price, Edgar G. Robinson, Jan from Jan and Dean, Dean from Jan and Dean, Howlin' Wolf, Salvador Dalí, Cubby O'Brien…”
SUSIE: From The Mickey Mouse Club?
STERN-LOOKING WOMAN: “Fess Parker, Igor Stravinsky, Adlai Stevenson…” I'll leave the list. It's not short. Finally, don't mention the city of Cleveland or use the word “moist.”
SUSIE: That last one I get.
STERN-LOOKING WOMAN: Straight ahead.
– S4E2
Appearances
Season 4
See Also
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