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| Credit Group, Portrayed By | uncredited various unknown pigeons |
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| First Appearance | Interesting People on Christopher Street |
| Last Appearance | Four Minutes |
Times Square Pigeons
Susie’s office pigeons.
Table of Contents
Biography
S4E4 - Nicky and Frank show Susie around her potential new place, a former mafia safe-house with a gorgeous view of Times Square. The place is pigeon-infested and far too large.
S4E6 - The pigeons sit on Susie’s windowsill as she attempts to find Joel’s club so she can book Alfie there. She is successful, and she feeds the pigeons.
S4E6 - The pigeons are once again on the windowsill as Susie informs Midge of L. Roy Dunham’s latest hit piece.
S4E7 - The pigeons sit in the windowsill as Susie pitches Midge on the Croatia gig, which she turns down.
S5E3 - Susie calls the Weissman home from her office in pajamas, to talk to Midge about her argument with Gordon at Toots Shor’s last night. She has a hell of a time getting through thanks to Abe using the phone all morning, but eventually she does. Two pigeons sit on the windowsill behind her throughout the proceedings.
S5E4 - Spying an opportunity to get on The Gordon Ford Show, Midge borrows Dorie’s phone to call Susie and ask if she can get her out of doing the garbage musical. Susie is in the middle of building a birdhouse for the pigeons, two of whom sit in the window behind her.
S5E6 - After getting George fired from the Gordon Ford Show, Susie celebrates with two of the pigeons, and excitedly exclaims to Dinah when she believes she sees one of them blinking.
S5E8 - Dinah attempts to patch things up with James over the phone after Susie’s recent gaffe with the Jack Paar offer. She then tells Susie to go to Baltimore and apologize in-person, or else she might quit. After some grumbling, Susie assents. Three pigeons sit in the windowsill behind Susie.
S5E9 - Four pigeons surround Midge as she calls Joel from Susie’s office to give him the good news about her getting on the show. During the call, she accidentally leans in pigeon-shit, ruining her dress.
Quotes & Dialogue
SUSIE: Now, this is going to be a very nice house, so I'd appreciate if you didn't immediately shit all over it. You have an entire city out there. Crap to your heart's content.
– S5E4
SUSIE: Hey, Dinah! This one just winked at me.
DINAH: Pigeons don't wink. It blinked.
SUSIE: It fucking winked, I'm telling you. Good God, that amuses me. Why does that amuse me so much?
DINAH: It's because you're easily amused.
– S5E6
MIDGE: Why do you let pigeons shit all over your sill?
SUSIE: Because they're pigeons. Their world is small, Miriam. Give them something.
– S5E9
Appearances
Season 4
- Interesting People on Christopher Street (uncredited)
- Maisel vs. Lennon: The Cut Contest (uncredited)
- Ethan...Esther...Chaim (uncredited)
Season 5
- Typos and Torsos (uncredited)
- Susan (uncredited)
- The Testi-Roastial (uncredited)
- The Princess and the Plea (uncredited)
- Four Minutes (uncredited)

